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Caption Contest #34 – The best way to kill your Sunday


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"Don't go there, girlfriend! Mmhm!" -Delorean90

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"Stay down! Don't come up for air! Breathe through your ears!" -Wojo

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"Stir, whip, stir, whip, whip, whip, stir!" -Kendal_Ozzel

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For the man who has everything......Members Only Jackets...... -Mark Olivarez

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Now, before we continue our little conversation, Mr. Newman, let me put on some Casino Royale to get in the mood ... -gkgyver


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COME ON SAM! I AM THE OBVIOUS CANDIDATE TO PLAY THE NEXT JAMES BOND IN SKYFALL! YOU KICKED OUT ARNOLD, NO PROBLEM. JUST DO THE SAME TO CRAIG!

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What do you mean?!!! I have to do two more movies???!!! And Orlando will be in both of them?!!!

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Michael Caine and Christian Bale were inseparable during the filming of Nolan's

Batman films. Caine thought this necessary for a real surrogate father/son relationship. Here the

method actors share a quiet intense moment on the loo on their bathroom break, taken naturally, together.

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GIMME SOME SUGAR BABY!

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I am still alive. I repeat, I am wearing red and I am still alive. It must be some kind of anomaly. I rep...

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"See, Alfred, I told you this technology does not only work magnificently to support my leg!"

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"I smell? Who told me to order the garlic crayfish??!"

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After kissing, Elizabeth realises that toothbrushes are rare on the open sea.

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Once she tasted it, Elizabeth forgot she was on the open sea and didn't know where to spit.

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Just another day in the Penn State football application process.

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"This big, people! The fish was this big! Jeez, what do I need to do, draw a picture?"

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"In the year 2000..."

By the time Indiana Jones 6 hits theaters, our hero will have forgotten how to kiss like a man, and just go all horse-face at the much younger heroine.

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In a move sure to please TNG and TOS purists, J.J. Abrams hires a Wesley Crusher-lookalike to wear red and die in the first five minutes of his new movie.

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Plenty of stuff in the quotes section... take your pick:

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If those are to be the first of many injuries to come, it would be wise to find a suitable excuse. Polo, for instance.

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In the, uh, meantime, Sir, may I suggest you try to avoid landing on your head?

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What is the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log?

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You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation.

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Apply your own bloody suntan lotion.

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Did you get mauled by a tiger? - It was a dog.

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